
Real
People
Grace-
The main character of the strip. She will usually obsess about one thing
for a month, and then move onto something else. Grace is quick to anger,
but also quick to forgive. She is a master of procrastination, always
managing to get in at least 7 hours of doing nothing each day. She
also loves South park.
Jen
- Jen was the easiest person to convert from real life to cartoon
character. She is wild, over the top, and generally has just watched way
too much anime. She carries an ungodly amount of stuff around with her
all the time.
Claire
- The local genius of the group, Claire manages to get scarily high
grades while holding down several extracurricular activities (naturally,
we all hate her for this). Loves the West Wing (the TV show, not the
wing).
Jackie
- The only "normal" teenager of the group, which isn't saying
much. Jackie's smart, but, like all of us, she has her blonde moments
from time to time. Hers just happen more often.
Ori
- Ori is an odd girl. Very competitive, and a complete and total music
nerd. Could probably run through a brick wall if she had enough sugar in
her.
Laura
- Fiercely addicted to Coke (as in Coca-cola, not the horrible drug), and was just a bit heartbroken when our
school vending machines stopped carrying it. She's also one bad mutha
who doesn't take crap from anyone.
Selina
- Shares Grace's love of South Park and all other forms of rude humour.
Was the first person to be able to look through the 4th wall, and
therefore generally blamed for making the comic a cliche.
Krystal
- Was almost responsible for getting the girls in trouble for partying
with Petey. That's pretty much all she has done.
Grace's
Sister - Her real name will never be revealed! Also, she is 100% evil.
Suzanne
- Has not appeared too much so far, but we have seen that she does not
like to go into cold water or do a lot of homework. She does, however,
enjoy laughing at Grace... when she deserves it.
Other
Characters
Quantum
Physics - As the physical form of Quantum Physics, "Quanty"
doesn't have much of a social life. He basically just goes around
telling people why they're going to fail in life.
The
Alien - He took over for Jen while she was sick. Has a horribly unpronounceable
name
Banana
Man - A fairly useless superhero.
The
Budgies - Both named after comics (Kiwi and Woodstock). Known to
themselves as Agent 1 and Agent 2.
Moe
Larity - The gay cowboy chemistry teacher from da' hood. Completely
unaware of how offensive he is, he just goes around trying to help
people learn chemistry.
Petey
- Petey is blind, but doesn't let that stop him from getting drunk every
hour of the day. Also, he's kind of a pervert.
Sanitation
Girl - a superhero that goes around, making sure people are living
clean, germ-free lives. Bears a striking resemblance to Laura...hmm...
Searching
For Spiritual Faith Girl - She is a supehero that searches for spiritual
faith... and she has agnostic boots!
The
Ultra Pothead - the arch-nemesis of the Sexy Narcotics Police.
Sexy
Narcotics Police - They fight the evil that is The Ultra Pothead, while
managing to not fall over frontwards... that's talent.
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